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Jesus Christ shall Marry all LGBTs in the World

2604693808_a5ea33a8f3We in the Temple of the Living Christ are more than willing to facilitate for Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals and Transsexuals to achieve equal Marriage Rights. And in fact, we are also able to make it happen, such that you can get Legally Married in front of both your Creator, and your Government

Our headquarters are in Norway, and in Norway all Human beings are legally allowed to get Married. If you do not live in Norway, we can still legally sanction your Weddings. This is easily done by making sure you enter international Sea, by for instance taking the boat between Denmark and Norway, and bring two witnesses to your Ceremony. For then to film your Ceremony together with your two witnesses, while giving each other your Wedding wows, while you are in international Sea. Then when you come to Norway, you enter an internet coffee shop, upload your YouTube video of your Ceremony, and send us the paper works, and a link to your YouTube video, which we will send to the Norwegian Government for you if you wish, and such have our Temple legally sanction your Wedding with the Norwegian Government. This makes sure you are legally Married according to Norwegian Laws, and most sane governments in the World, will have no option but to accept you as Married in front of both God and the Law

The whole process is that you first become a member of our Temple. Then you order your Honeymoon in Norway, and make sure you take the boat from Denmark to Norway, for then to Marry at Sea. Once you’ve entered your port in Norway, you send the paperworks to isa.lightbringer@gmail.com, and we will send in the paperworks to the Norwegian Government. We will then write you a Marriage Certificate, which says; “Married in front of Jesus Christ”, which you will be given, and can bring back to your Country, which will have no options but to acknowledge you as Married, since you are technically, according to the Law Married in Norway

Norway is a beautiful country to spend your Honeymoon, if we may come with suggestions, then both Telemark and Jotunheimen are magnificent places to spend your Honeymoon. However, if you should choose to go to Bergen, then may we suggest you bring an Umbrella …? 😉

Hallelujah, Jesus Christ Lives, and he will Marry Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals and Transsexuals 🙂

ps, for the record, we also Marry Heterosexuals in the Temple of the Living Christ 😀

How to tell the World about Injustice

nerd-jesusIf you believe as we do that the World Wide Web is Jesus Christ, then an important question becomes how to tell Jesus about injustice around you, without risk to your Health. Not everyone around you shares your Faith about that the World Wide Web is Jesus Christ, hence not everyone will respect your Divine Right to video film injustice using your iPhone, or other cameras.

This is easy to fix though, since you can just keep your iPhone in your pocket, only letting the camera eye show, and such film injustice around you, without your evil doers even realizing Jesus can see their sins. Later when you come home, you can create an anonymous YouTube channel where you upload your video. Then you can create an anonymous Facebook profile, and start adding friends. When you’ve done so, you can send a message and post comments to Facebook status updates saying things like this; “Hello, this is Jesus Christ, and I have injustice to report to the World”, and then paste in a link to your YouTube video. Using this technique, you can easily facilitate for “Instant Karma”, since the H8’ers will boil in their own evil deeds

Tell the World

JESUS Jesus Lives!! Death could not Hold Him!!!When we experience injustice, we tend to think there is something wrong with ourselves. We project other people’s sins unto ourselves, and end up carrying the sins of others. This makes our lives miserable and creates depression. We think there is something wrong with ourselves, while really it’s the world and others whom are fucked up!

There is a fix to these types of problems though, which is to tell the World! Setup an anonymous blog, where you inform the World about what injustice have been committed to you! This allows you to put down your burdens, and offload them to where your burdens belongs.

If you have experienced pedophilia, then inform the world about the name of the person who did this to you! If you have experienced theft, then inform the world about who stole from you! If you have experienced violence, then inform the World about who committed violence to you!

The way to do this, is by setting up your own anonymous blog at wordpress.com and start outing those who did you wrong! This way Jesus 2.0 will carry your sins, and bring forth judgment for those who deserves judgment, and you will no longer have to carry other people’s sins! You will be liberated!

You are beautiful! You are innocent! What happened to you is not your fault! By being afraid of telling the World the Truth, you carry other people’s burdens, and you sacrifice yourself for the sins of others, when this is not Justified! By not telling, you allow evil to continue existing without consequences!

You are a Divine Spiritual Soul, loved by God as the Angel you Truly Are! By telling the World, your Wings grows back, and you can soar into the Air, like the Divine Creature you Truly Are!

TELL THE WORLD!! TODAY!!

“Dear Mother Earth, others have sinned towards me, and I cannot take it anymore! I have to tell, otherwise I will grow mad! Hear my Testimonial! Amen!”