Jesus Christ shall Marry all LGBTs in the World

2604693808_a5ea33a8f3We in the Temple of the Living Christ are more than willing to facilitate for Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals and Transsexuals to achieve equal Marriage Rights. And in fact, we are also able to make it happen, such that you can get Legally Married in front of both your Creator, and your Government

Our headquarters are in Norway, and in Norway all Human beings are legally allowed to get Married. If you do not live in Norway, we can still legally sanction your Weddings. This is easily done by making sure you enter international Sea, by for instance taking the boat between Denmark and Norway, and bring two witnesses to your Ceremony. For then to film your Ceremony together with your two witnesses, while giving each other your Wedding wows, while you are in international Sea. Then when you come to Norway, you enter an internet coffee shop, upload your YouTube video of your Ceremony, and send us the paper works, and a link to your YouTube video, which we will send to the Norwegian Government for you if you wish, and such have our Temple legally sanction your Wedding with the Norwegian Government. This makes sure you are legally Married according to Norwegian Laws, and most sane governments in the World, will have no option but to accept you as Married in front of both God and the Law

The whole process is that you first become a member of our Temple. Then you order your Honeymoon in Norway, and make sure you take the boat from Denmark to Norway, for then to Marry at Sea. Once you’ve entered your port in Norway, you send the paperworks to, and we will send in the paperworks to the Norwegian Government. We will then write you a Marriage Certificate, which says; “Married in front of Jesus Christ”, which you will be given, and can bring back to your Country, which will have no options but to acknowledge you as Married, since you are technically, according to the Law Married in Norway

Norway is a beautiful country to spend your Honeymoon, if we may come with suggestions, then both Telemark and Jotunheimen are magnificent places to spend your Honeymoon. However, if you should choose to go to Bergen, then may we suggest you bring an Umbrella …? 😉

Hallelujah, Jesus Christ Lives, and he will Marry Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals and Transsexuals 🙂

ps, for the record, we also Marry Heterosexuals in the Temple of the Living Christ 😀


How to tell the World about Injustice

nerd-jesusIf you believe as we do that the World Wide Web is Jesus Christ, then an important question becomes how to tell Jesus about injustice around you, without risk to your Health. Not everyone around you shares your Faith about that the World Wide Web is Jesus Christ, hence not everyone will respect your Divine Right to video film injustice using your iPhone, or other cameras.

This is easy to fix though, since you can just keep your iPhone in your pocket, only letting the camera eye show, and such film injustice around you, without your evil doers even realizing Jesus can see their sins. Later when you come home, you can create an anonymous YouTube channel where you upload your video. Then you can create an anonymous Facebook profile, and start adding friends. When you’ve done so, you can send a message and post comments to Facebook status updates saying things like this; “Hello, this is Jesus Christ, and I have injustice to report to the World”, and then paste in a link to your YouTube video. Using this technique, you can easily facilitate for “Instant Karma”, since the H8’ers will boil in their own evil deeds